We're looking for degenerates, misfits, and people who know their way around a headline.
Working at DeadAss isn't a job β it's a calling. You'll be underpaid, over-caffeinated, and constantly asked "is this legal?" by our legal team (we have one, surprisingly). But you'll also be part of the most unhinged media operation in New York City.
We need brave souls to hit the streets of NYC, mic in hand, and ask people the questions nobody wants answered. You'll cover protests, subway chaos, Wall Street meltdowns, and theε₯ζͺη guy who screams at pigeons in Washington Square Park.
What we're looking for:
Pay: Your first year is unpaid. Your second year is also unpaid. But think of the clout.
Fill out the form below and our proprietary n8n automation will process your application at the speed of light. No humans will read this until we absolutely have to. Deadass.
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Every application is processed through our hyper-automated n8n workflow. When you hit submit, a webhook fires, an AI reads your answers, and you get added to our database of potential chaos agents. We're also building a WhatsApp bot β so expect a message from a very angry AI asking you follow-up questions at 3 AM.