You Want to Pay Us.

Good decision. Your mother would be so proud.

Let's be real — you're here because you want access to the most unhinged, engaged, and chronically online audience in New York. DeadAss readers don't just scroll — they obsess. They comment. They share. They tag their friends at 2 AM with "this is literally us."

We offer premium advertising placements across our website, social channels, and WhatsApp distribution.

🎁 FIRST MONTH FREE

Keep your cash in your pocket for now. We're hooking you up with a whole month free. No catch. No fine print. Well, there's fine print — but we wrote it in Comic Sans so it doesn't count.

→ advertise@deadass.online

📊 Our Rates

We accept cash, crypto, exposure (just kidding — we take exposure deathly seriously, which is why we also charge for it), and emotional support.

Sketchy Startup

$149/mo
  • Sidebar display ad
  • 1 social media shoutout
  • We'll mention you in an article (negatively, but still)
  • One free laugh at your expense

Established Chaos

$399/mo
  • Homepage leaderboard ad
  • In-article native placement
  • 3 social media shoutouts
  • Sponsored article (we'll make it funny)
  • WhatsApp bot mention

Corporate Overlord

$899/mo
  • All ad placements site-wide
  • Dedicated satirical article about your industry
  • Truth Social cross-post (yes, really)
  • Named "Sponsor of Chaos" for a month
  • We'll let your CEO do a cameo

🤑 All plans include the first month free. Email us at advertise@deadass.online